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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

10 Dec 2013 - Naughty at a Funeral - w4m

19 Nov 2013 - FLOOR LAVA PROTECTION! (Couch)

03 Jun 2013 - Extra Large Cow Flavored Dog Bed

04 Jun 2009 - Found: empty beer bottles.

30 Apr 2009 - Trade Cockatiel for Wedding Ring

19 Jun 2008 - Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture

12 Aug 2007 - lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid